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Saving A Passionless Marriage

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Between Two Worlds

I can’t make a word. i hate this. I LIKE GAMES YOU CAN YELL STUFF. JENGA! YAHTZEE! GO FISH, BITCH. WOULD IT HELP IF WE HAD SEX? AND THAT’S WHEN TRAV REALIZED HE WAS INVISIBLE.

(typing) NO, HE’S RIGHT. I CAN SOLVE ANY PROBLEM DURING SEX. YOU KNOW, YOU WERE CONCEIVED WHEN I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT THE VCR REMOTE. WANT TO GET SOME PIZZA? TRAV, YOU WANT TO COME?.

Too much schoolwork. bring me some. WHEW. WHERE’S THE PIZZA? WE DIDN’T GO YET. BUT I FIGURED OUT A WORD, THOUGH. OHH, THAT’S UNCOOL. OH, YOU’LL LIVE. OKAY, I GOTTA GET GRAYSON.

He fell asleep on the hood of the car. (laughs) lt;font color=FFFF00gt; Captions by VITAC lt;/fontgt; I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS. THE TREE ON THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE IS DYING. SO SAD.

Stop. this is important to me. WHEN WE MOVED IN, I PUT A SWING IN IT. AND I USED TO HOLD TRAVIS IN MY ARMS AND ROCK HIM TILL HE FELL ASLEEP. DIDN’T YOU GUYS MOVE IN HERE WHEN TRAVIS WAS, LIKE, 12? WHAT’S YOUR POINT?.

I’m the sure the jury will understand WHEN TRAVIS IS EXPLAINING WHY HE BROKE INTO THE MORGUE TO SPOON YOUR CORPSE. (laughs) I GET HOW YOU COULD BE ATTACHED TO A TREE. SEE THE TOASTER I GOT YOU AS A WEDDING GIFT? WHEN I WAS LITTLE,.

We didn’t have a toaster. WE DID HAVE A FLAMETHROWER THAT MY FOSTER DAD GOT IN VIETNAM. I FIRED IT UP AND ACCIDENTALLY BURNT DOWN THE TRAILER, AND I ENDED UP IN THE STREET,.

Blaming toast for all of my problems. YEARS LATER, I SEE THAT TOASTER ON YOUR REGISTRY. YOU GET A KICKASS WEDDING GIFT, AND I FINALLY MADE PEACE WITH TOAST. I KNEW YOU WERE HERE TELLING ME THE STORY, BUT I WAS STILL ROOTING FOR YOU TO DIE IN THE TRAILER FIRE.

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