Woman Hey, can we actually talk? Man Yeah, what’s up? Woman Are we cool, are we good? Man Yeah, I mean, I’mwildly in love with you. Is that okay? Woman Yeah, that’s, Iguess what I needed to know. Man I mean, I guess, like, sometimes I feel you’re too nice.
(woman laughs) (upbeat music) (crowd talking) Man This is fantastic. She’s always in such a good mood when she gets to talk to hot boys. (girl laughs) Nick Hey, I’m Nick.
Eugene Hey, Eugene. Nick Nice to meet you. Eugene Nice to meeting you. Nick God, he’s cool. (woman laughs) Eugene I’m not that cool. (phone ringing) Woman Who’s Katie?
Nick Katie? You shouldn’t of seenthat, that’s my girlfriend. Woman Oh, it’s your girlfriend? Nick Yeah. Woman Wow. I’m just so impressed that there’s another girl who puts upwith your bad rapping. Nick Oh yeah, she loves it.
(woman hums) Nick She’s always like, quot;Gimme some more of that bad rapping.quot; And I’m like, who’s the bad rapper? I rap badly. Blonde Man Hey! Woman Hey! Blonde Man Good to see you. Woman You too.
Blonde Man It’s been forever. Woman Yeah, this ismy exboyfriend Steve. Steve Hey, Steve, nice to meet you. Woman Yeah, good to see you. Nick Nice meeting you. Steve Yeah, nicemeeting you, take it easy. Woman Don’t worry, he’s boring. I’m never gonna get a job.
Easiest Way to Break Up With a Girl
What is the easiest way to break up with agirl? Was last night that bad? How do I break up with her? I haven’t donethis before. Call her up and say I want to break up withyou. She may start screaming at me. She may begme to tell her why, and it’s not a coherent reason. You don’t want to tell her that she’sdesperate and clingy and that’s not what you want? Or you don’t want to tell herthat she’s downright nuts and you don’t
do crazy. A little of both. Telling her either of those things to herface will make her break up with you. I don’t want to deal with the emotionalaftermath. That’s why you do it over the phone insteadof in person. She can only poke you on Facebook, not slap you in the face. What else could I say? I don’t want herblowing up or causing trouble with others. Tell her it isn’t her, it’s you. Tellher you just want to be friends.
That’s what girls tell guys when they breakup. Turn around is fair play, or think of it asusing language she understands. Either way, it signals a breakup. What if I say I’m seeing someone else? Then you look like a twotiming jerk to everyonewho knows you both. Well, I’m not really seeing someone. So then you look like a two timing jerk tothose who believe the first lie, a liar to those who believe you said it just to breakup, and untrustworthy to everyone.
Could I break up by text message? It’s too impersonal, she may not get it,and she could forward it to a hundred people. So you’re saying no. You look like a jerk for not even botheringto call. You make it sound so hard. You make it sound like you’re ordering pizza. You’re just cancelling an order â€“ uh,relationship.