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Couples Who Met Online Revisit Their First Conversations

(light music) I describe it to my friends and stuff. It’s like a freaky Tinderella story and it’s never I never believe in that fucking bullshit. (light music) His username was pensivehumor (laughs).

(light music) When we first started talking, I didn’t have any romantic interest in Matt. I actually was just really Thanks. I didn’t. (light music) Pat’s profile was very creative.

He listed himself almost like an apartment. I think your profile and the way that you represented yourself, I was surprised how easy going and laid back you were. This guy looks and sounds normal and then all of a sudden you go to the end, he’s like a creep on this little Asian girl. I almost didn’t go on a date with you.

I don’t know. I thought I looked good in the photo. I really didn’t see the nipple until after posting it. Yeah, you look like you’re cold. We were about to start college together. The profile picture drew me in immediately. I think you were in Central Park. You, it was like your senior picture.

It was my senior picture. He looked really cute but I think you were doing that fake lean. I was like, oh this is kind of cute. (light music) I was like, it’s easier just if you texted me so I gave him my number immediately and then we were off.

She was such an easy Tinder. (laughing) I go, hey it’s Mallory. Looking forward to Monday. both Smiley face. Sweet, yeah I can’t wait. I’ll be putting my thinking cap on for a good place. Let me know if you come across.

Something interesting, too. Have a good day. (laughing) Exclamation point. You were such a nice little goober. Hey there. Was totally going to crack some joke about catching grapes in my mouth.

Jacksepticeye Animated MARRIAGE COUNSELING

Jack Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye! And welcome back to Evie. The love of my life *Beep* *Jack breathes out* Deep breaths. Deep breaths. You can get through this.

And don’t loose your cool. We are married, aren’t we, Evie? Yeah, I hate you. I think we need Marriage Counselling. Evie Why? We’re not as close as we used to be. Evie *Off topic* What is BLT? Jack This is exactly, why we need Marriage counselling!.

*High pitched, more than usual* What? Do you like it, in the butt? *Singing* What, what. .In the Butt! I said, ‘what, what. In the butt’ Evie Yes *wink* Jack Stop winking at me! Evie I wasn’t (Liar!).

Jack Yeah, you were! We all saw it! Tutorial Proof! Don’t give me those angry eyes! Stop winking! No! Evie I’m in love with you. Jack But I don’t love you Evie Why?.

Jack Because you’re a crazy bitch. Evie How do you know, Sean? *Dramatic music* Jack (Sean is also Jack’s name, new fans) Oh, my, God! She knows my real name! What is going on? Guess, what animal, I am? *Some animal sound, unrecognisable*.

Evie When did your friend die? Jack F***ing friend didn’t die! Evie Don’t try to change the subject! Jack *Screaming* I’m not trying to change the subject! *Drunk, unrecognisable talking* *Mumbles* Love you. Marriage counselling just isn’t going to work for us. We need something stronger!.

Do you want some LSD~? Evie *Slaps* *Cool music* (Go sunscribe to both if you aren’t already they are both awesome ~ From ImogenTheCat).

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