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Marriage Advice I Wish I Know

welcome, johnson family. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED. all: MMHMM. TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. MMHMM.

and we’re in support, and, uh, we just need a little help WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING. WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’SI MEAN, HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE WHO HAPPENS.

To be a active member of the homosexual community, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHAWHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHAWHAT CAN WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS,.

Thanks so much for having me here, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR.

so then do the men wear dresses and then THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT AAT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY, SO I ASSUME.

That we would all sit then in the straight section. THE STRAIGHT SECTION? YEAH. OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED TO THE GAY SECTION. NO, NO, THERE’STHERE’S THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. BUT THE GAY PEOPLE. NO, NO, NO.

Whatyou would just sit and then the straight? NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME JUST FOR A SECOND. BUT THEN THE AISLE. YOU WOULD JUST YOU WOULD JUST SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING.

so we just guess who’s gay. OR NOT. YOU COULD JUSTYEAH. WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. OKAY. GUESS WHO WHEN IN THE CEREMONY DO WE SINGlt;igt;OVER THE RAINBOW?lt;/igt; WELL, YOU DON’T. YOU DON’T.

18 Things I Learned After Graduating College

last semester of college i was, like, well this is it. College isn’t about being popular. It’s about being yourself and finding people who wouldn’t want you to be anyone else. Spend time building those relationships, ’cause as an adult you have to try really hard.

join as many clubs as possible, because you’re not going to have an opportunity like that outside of college. This is the time where you can explore and discover your sexuality. Just be safe.

i wish i knew in college to take more classes that I’m curious and interested in. And the more you take your time for yourself you’ll discover what you want to do and where you want to go in life. Do everything you can in those four years.

And if you take five, don’t feel bad. Definitely do internships in college. Do ten if you can. If you graduate with a certain degree or a certain major, it doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to go into that field.

don’t be afraid to have crazy, ambitious career goals. Because if you don’t dream, then no one else is going to dream for you. Sometimes in college, you want people to be a certain way, so you try to change people. You have to try and let go of that negative energy,.

And just keep the people in your life who are really adding to it not detracting from it. Talk it out. Even though it sucks. Because the sooner you talk about it, the sooner the problem’s done.

And then you can focus on other things. Just take a deep breath, because there’s gonna be a lot bigger things in life that you’re gonna have to worry about. College is not just about finding what you’re good at career wise,.

It’s also about finding yourself. When people ask you what your experience was, share it. Something that I really got out of college was making life long friends. Cause those’ll be the people.

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