Hi. Do you know someone with a bitchy face They look like they're kinda thoughtfully sad or angry for no reason. Oh, look. That woman has a bitchy face. I wonder why I can't see a reason why. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. That's Bitchy Resting Face. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. But here's a surprise Those women might be suffering without you even knowing it. They may not even be bitches at all. They might just have faces that, to you, look bitchy. So bitchy. And they are suffering silently.
And we should know. I've got Bitchy Resting Face.. I've got Bitchy Resting Face. I. You know, I'm not a bad boyfriend. Just tell me what I'm doing and I'll stop doing it. This is the first relationship where I'm really trying. Do you get that OK, your receipt is in the bag, and eight dollars is your change. Thanks. Um, okay! Emily, will you marry me Yes! Oh, wait, no! Oh, no, no, no, no! But you don't have to run from this problem. You can think, Hey. That woman might not be a bitch at all..
That just might be her bitch face, and that's okay. Because for every woman suffering from Bitchy Resting Face, There's this Hi. I'm not an asshole. I just have an asshole face. As many men suffer from Resting Asshole Face, if not more than, women who suffer from Bitchy Resting Face. I'm not an asshole. I genuinely want to buy you a drink. I don't want to fight you. I couldn't be happier to earn a living in customer service. Please excuse my asshole face. So if you see someone with a bad look on their face, you don't have to bother them.
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THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.
WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.
AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.
WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.
GUS Speaking of the wedding, you almost pulled the ultimate prank at that wedding. BURNIE Fuck, I almost ruined Michael and Lindsay's wedding 'twice'. BARBARA laughing BURNIE There was no way that Gavin remembered to turn off his phone and so, Michael hates Gavin's ringtone, which is that AAAAAHHH!! so I had it in my text Don't forget to turn off your phone. You are a punk cunt. so I had it in my text Don't forget to turn off your phone. and I was waiting for the Is there anyone who objects to this union I was waiting on that.
And I sent it, and nope. He had his phone off. GAVIN I think I checked to see if my phone was on silent about ten times before I walked down the stairs and in the end I just turned my phone completely off. BURNIE So the other thing was, so we're eating appetizers while you guys were outside taking pictures and Monty's like Where are they and I said They're outside taking pictures and Monty's like Why they didn't take pictures before It's like No, because the bride and groom couldn't see each other I guess..
Meh. BARBARA laughing BURNIE So, we're sitting there and I look over and I see the cake, and I go Hey Monty, you want a piece of cake and he goes Ya, what kind of cake is it I go I don't know, just get a piece. I go Get me a piece when you get one too. He goes Okay. Sheena goes What are you doing! BARBARA Nooo!! BURNIE He like, he took a full step towards the cake, and I was like BARBARA, GUS, GAVIN laughing BURNIE Oh my God! This is gonna be the greatest moment of my life!.
tWitch and Allison Holker in Dancers Among Us! DS2DIO
TWITCH Hey, what's going on ya'all this is tWitch over here and I know I say this all the time, but this actually a very, very special episode of 360 because I am joined with my one and only Allison Holker. ALLISON Hey guys. TWITCH Now, you may recognize this beautiful lady, an incredible dancer, from the work she's done on So You Think You Can Dance. Today, we're meeting with the photographer Jordan Matter to be photographed as a couple. JORDAN Oh my God, you guys are gorgeous. TWITCH What's up, man JORDAN You're gorgeous. How.
Are you guys doing Can I give you a hug ALLISON Yes, of course. JORDAN My name is Jordan Matter, I'm a photographer in New York City. I shoot a lot of portrait photography. I just had a book come out called Dancers Among Us, where I photograph dancers in everyday situations. One of the hardest things about this process, is the telling of the story. Usually, with dance photography, you see either beautiful photographs of dancers in a studio, or beautiful photographs of dancers in an environment, but what you don't see.
Is a story being told. So, what I want to do is have you guys right at that top step and we're gonna figure out a pose and then it's just all gonna blend beautifully together. It's that lust feeling when you are so into somebody that you will stop anywhere and just embrace. TWITCH Excellent. ALLISON Fantastic. TWITCH That sounds good, man. JORDAN My feeling would be, maybe a backbend of some sort and then yah, and then maybe you're kissing her. Did you guys see that Haha. And there's the shot I just need my camera.
TWitch and Allison are like a dream, you know They have everything. They're very attractive and they're extremely good at what they do and then they're also really cool, so it was a very easy collaborative process. That could end up being really gorgeous right there. There, perfect, stay there. Nice, nice. There. That. She was wearing a skirt that matched the flowers, and so it made the shot perfect. Then when we went guerrilla, meaning we went into the streets and just tried to find something. We went to a coffee shop.
That one, that's perfect. ALLISON Uhhuh, okay, yah. JORDAN But we're not done. ALLISON Right, of course. JORDAN You know Because why would we be And look Yellow, yellow. Matchymatchy. In that shot, I wanted Allison to look like she was just wired on caffeine and having a great time and flying through the air which I think went really, really well. And then the last one we had ten minutes and we had to get something for tWitch. What's the dance version of this thing TWITCH Cool. JORDAN And I think, yah, you get up there and then boom. Fly up, just get as.
High up as you can and just make it like you're levitating. TWITCH Excellent. JORDAN These are great. Do you see anything you would want to make better in our two minutes that we have TWITCH I kind of like me down. JORDAN So then, we need to do some more down. Got some more in you TWITCH Yah. JORDAN There's no guarantee it's ever gonna work, and so there's always that sense of the unknown and there's nothing planned, so it all seems to just come together by force of nature almost.
RECAP Obamas Free College Proposal SOTU
ANDREW Last night during the annual State of the Union address, President Obama officially unveiled his new proposal entitled America's College Promise. because we know how effectively Obama makes good of his promises! OBAMA No matter what you've heard, if you like your doctor or healthcare plan, you can keep it. ANDREW In a nutshell, Uncle Sam will send students who maintain a 2.5 GPA or greater to community college for free for two years. Well not exactly. Now, I totally acknowledge that free college is good in concept, but nothing is truly free. The tab for tuition.
Will be picked up by taxpaying Americans YOU! And over the next decade, this will cost us an estimated $60Bwhich, in perspective, is actually pretty insignificant. For example, in 2010 alone, government spent $40B on the failed War on Drugs. We can fund perpetual war, but can't loan a kid some textbooks and pay a teacher's salary So, if we are going to pay taxes, I say funnel that money into education or healthcare or a teleprompter for Nancy Pelosi! PELOSI That doesn't mean that there aren't other things that are thereuhthat areuhthat.
Are good things. ANDREW Then again, just because you graduate with a fancy piece of papererdiploma, doesn't necessarily mean you'll get a job. Plus, it's like inflation the more degrees colleges give out, the less valuable and impressive they'll become. And since this program only covers the cost of tuition for two years, students would have to spend an additional two years on their own dime just to achieve a bachelor's degree. ADMIRAL ACKBAR It's a trap! ANDREW Germany also offers free college. How effective is it Well, the country's unemployment.
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